tittyout:

every fUCKing fic

  • liam is innocent as hell and literally blushes at anything sexual
  • zayn hates his life
  • niall’s always fucking eating a bag of crisps
  • louis’ life is going nowhere and he has a shitty job
  • harry is perfect

(via cannonshields)

22tops:

imagine that grip

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on this little booty

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(via katsumilovesapplesauce)

deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen

(via cannonshields)

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

(via larryrulesthisfuckingworld)

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via pizza)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

(via teenagersrunaway1djb)

larrycoincidences:

louis’ voice is SO IMPORTANT I want to see them try doing one song without him for the plebs who think he doesn’t carry the chorus in most of their songs 

(via chopsueyelashes)

janeharas:

What did you just say?

this is seriously like the best thing about dogs

(Source: releasethedoves, via chopsueyelashes)

sympxthise:

noldori:

I love just being touched like having someone rest their legs on me or sitting shoulder to shoulder with someone it’s just really nice and comforting

this

(via teenagersrunaway1djb)

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

(via teenagersrunaway1djb)